Oy with the poodles, already!
“It’s this brain o’ mine! It’s always makin’ mistakes. It’s got a mind of its own.” ~Crutchy,Newsies
It really does. My ADD is in hyperdrive today! Thought process within the last 5 minutes:
“The Germans wore grey, you wore blue. Casablanca. Casablanca such a good movie, a bunch of other random gibberishness and then hockey puck, unicycle, unitard, monkey, monkey, underpants! I think that’s what I should call my ADD: Monkey-monkey-underpants! If my clone can name her brain tumor Zippy, I can name my ADD. Wait. If she is my clone…then doesn’t that mean that I MUST have a brain tumor too? It’s only logical…with cloning. So, if I have a tumor because my clone has a tumor, I shall name mine: Monkey-monkey-underpants! Or perhaps: Monkey-monkey-underpants Oy-with-the-poodles-already! Either way, it’ll have exclamation point/s in its name… Yes, this is the most important consideration in whether or not I have a brain tumor. … Oy with the poodles, already!”
